This will make an excellent bong!She's out, but she's still in. Some say it's for continued outpatient treatment between eightballs, but those in the know say it's all for the Bono. Chesare Bono, that is.
I wasn't able to dig up a picture of young Master Bono, son of the late Sonny and still-here Congresswoman Mary Bono. I'm sure she's absolutely thrilled that her son is the latest to fall for Lindsay's charms. I think it's the freckles; they converge and undulate, creating a hypnotic effect that sucks her victims in like a black hole. Ewww. I don't even want to go there. If I have to see Lindsay's meat curtains one more time I'm going to slam my head in a door.
Lindsay and Chesare are said to be mad about each other. According to the Globe, a friend of Chez (like Fez with cheese) says, "he and Lindsay have fallen for each other big time. They plan on moving in with one another just as soon as they get out of rehab. He is telling people they spend every moment they can together and lean on each other for comfort."
I wonder if they do their leaning in the same bathroom stall Lindsay rattled with Tony Allen. I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that Chez-balling is the only outpatient treatment Lindsay will be getting on her return trips to Cirque Lodge.
