Back off, BlohanHey, she's Lindsay Lohan. There's no reason she can't have both ... just maybe not at the same time. That would be kinda gross.
Now, what is UP with the brunette in this picture? Is she physically barring Lindsay from making contact with Richie? Richie just looks flabbergasted, but then again, ever since Denise Richards his face has pretty much been stuck like that. He's probably still wondering if it's going to fall off like Charlie said it would.
While Richie keeps checking down below, Lindsay's packed and ready to go - off with Daddy for a five-day sabbatical. Considering the recent stories of Lindsay flunking drug tests and playing the water bottle game lately, I think it's probably a bad time to leave her controlled environment. Then again, she'll be in the company of a reformed substance abuser and man of God. What could possibly go wrong? You just know she's going to do something - sneak in some booze, snort some Alka Seltzer, run off with an Osmond - and give Daddy a chance to disappoint us all. He really doesn't have the credentials or experience to actually help Lindsay in a professional capacity. He was just hoping to cover his plane fare until the OK! Weekly check comes.
