Not likely. Once you've been bitchslapped by Anna, you might as well start collecting cans for nickels - your days in this business are numbered, because Anna will see you starve. Anna will outlive you - hell, Anna will outlive all of us. She will look down from her lofty office overlooking tony Fifth Avenue to watch you panhandling for crack money ... and just smile.
Anna's gonna get you, raisin face.
And what did the scrawny stylist to the stars say to get herself on Anna's shit list? It doesn't take much, but in a clear case of someone getting way too big for her size 0 britches, Zoe was quoted during Fashion Week as saying she was more influential than ... I don't know ... say, the editor of Vogue. Raisin face was quoted saying, "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I'm more influential . . . As great as it is, Vogue won't change a designer's business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week."
Since those remarks hit the newswire, Rachel's phone has been eerily quiet. Her managers at Magnet Agency have let her go after enjoying a long-term relationship. And if that wasn't bad enough, her Beverly Hills home was recently broken into, with thieves making off with "tens of thousands of dollars' worth" of clothes and jewelry. Hmmm, Lindsay's still in rehab ... Was it Uncle Karl? That nasty Avril? Or maybe it was crazy Janice again, looking for some Tina. They say the Zoe and the Tina go hand in hand.
