There ya go, missy!Do you think the 'roids Danny's allegedly juiced up on had anything to do with his reaction? Granted, Fairplay is a douche for attempting to mount him like that, but that's one helluva faceplant.
You can watch Danny's alleged felony assault here, courtesy of our friends at TMZ . Little Jonny Foreskin ... er, I mean Fairplay, is said to have lost his front teeth when he mysteriously tried to take a bite out of the floor. Odd thing, that. He did get to take a really cool ride to the emergency room in the ambulance while Danny hit the nearest bar for a hero's welcome. I wonder what they gave him to play with on the ride over.
Will Danny face criminal charges for his act of wanton masculinity? He claims not to have any idea what Fairplay was doing when he jumped up and started poking him with his giggle stick, but his attitude before, during and after suggest the actions of a former punk who saw his chance to bully someone else for a change ... and simply couldn't pass it up.
