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Papa Joe Says Ashlee's Nose Is Fake, But Jessica's Bazoombas Are So Lush And Firm

Well, maybe he didn't say it quite that way, but Papa Joe finally admitted today that yes, Ashlee did have some work done on her nose. He still hasn't given any explanation for his obsession with his other daughter's fun pillows, though, which totally creeps me out. No father should know his daughter's cup size ... or brag about it to the media.

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Papa Joe explained it all to Fox News as a girlie thing, and that she had a breathing problem that necessitated the rhinoplasty. Didn't she get her chin shaved down, too? I wonder what that got in the way of.

Jessica's working on another straight-to-video movie and Ashlee's getting ready to release a new CD, so Papa Joe is doing his thing as their manager and publicity team. He tried to branch out and was managing Ryan Cabrera's career for a while, but we all know how that turned out. A man's gotta earn his keep, and nobody does shameless press whore like Papa Joe. Except maybe for White Oprah, and that's chemically induced.

Thank you, Planet Hiltron, for the awesome image.

 
 

 

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