Gee, we really had our hopes up, too. I guess she's not ready to leave the safe little enclave that is rehab just yet. Perhaps it has something to do with that hideous growth under her arm. Somebody get her a Band-Aid.
Many have tried to pop it
Doctors can't understand how a growth of that size doesn't impede her breathing - that and the four packs a day she's been huffing down. I don't know how she's supposed to benefit from any therapy, group or otherwise, if she's always outside puffing a butt.
Therapy or no, Lindsay can't stay at Cirque forever. Anybody who's been in rehab will tell you that it's easy to stay clean in rehab once you get the hang of it. It's taking that same philosophy and making it work in the real world that gets tricky. At Cirque Lodge she worked with horses as a form of therapy, but that might not work in LA. What is she going to do, muck out stables when all of her friends are going to Hyde? There are no real horses in LA. They airbrush them in.
