The glasses make me look smarter, y'allIn yet another misguided attempt to curry sympathy from her dwindling fan base, Britney went shopping on Robertson with Sean Preston, ensuring another sleepless night for the poor little tyke after being bombarded by the paps. She's under court order not to drink or do drugs within 12 hours of assuming custody, but here she is with the binky in her mouth again. It's suspicious at best, not to mention incredibly bad hygiene, but what do you expect from someone who uses gas station bathrooms barefoot?
In the latest blow to the stubby little chumpot, today Britney was charged with hit and run causing property damage and driving without a valid California license. These charges are from the little parking lot fender bender she had back in August, where she left the scene without leaving any information for the owner of the car she hit. The swarm of paps following her were only happy to inform the car's owner, and he reported it to the cops. The charges are misdemeanors, and probably won't amount to much, but this latest development can't look good to the family court judge who's watching her every move. The very night after her court date Brit was seen clubhopping in LA, a blatant act of defiance. If she's tested and comes up dirty, or if she doesn't fulfill her counseling commitments, the judge will take her kids away. Yet as scattered as she is, I can't imagine her going to individual counseling, joint counseling, parenting classes and all the other crap they threw at her. Yes, she needs help. Will she get it before it's too late? Probably not.
