Kim Kardashian can't seem to make up her mind. Is she a nice girl with a big ass who's just looking for a good man, or is she a gold-digging trollop with a big ass looking for a fat wallet?
Not even close
Page Six reports that Kim was spotted putting the make on one Terrence Howard, he of the "any woman who wants a piece of me needs to use baby wipes" fame. He's also done a few movies, but will forever be known for that gruesome little factoid. The pair was spotted at Tenjune in NYC where Kim slobbered all over him and gave him a lapdance. Kim of course denied it, saying the girl dryhumping Terrence was his girlfriend, Miss USA Rachel Smith. Even if it was 4 AM and the spywitness was drunker than a monkey, I can't see anyone mistaking skinny little Rachel for that walrus-shaped bimbo. Kim is just trying to protect her virtue. She has a Playboy spread coming out. If it's anything like her sex tape, it should put Lunestra out of business for good. She's about as sexy as a boiled turnip.
