Criss has seen the video. He knows what Tommy's packing and what he's capable of. Suddenly the chubby drunk chick doesn't look so bad.
Just pucker up and blow
Can everybody say "EWWW"? Maybe Tommy was so drunk he thought Criss was Dave Navarro. Dave didn't mind that stuff a bit. Criss just thought he was tagging along for the free booze and to help control the overflow, as it were. As shameless as he is, he's obviously not comfortable stooping that low. He looks like he just threw up in his mouth a little. Serves him right.
Tommy Lee was full of love for everybody that night. He scooped his ex-wife into his lap for a brief intimate interlude, which apparently somehow fueled his animosity toward rival Pammie lover Kid Rock. The boys ended up having a bit of a tussle, after which Tommy felt a need to kiss ... somebody ... and the little fame whore sitting next to him was as good as any club slut or groupie.
Tommy's behavior has become increasingly erratic, especially over the last two months. Reports of having sex in banquettes and other outrageous acts of debauchery are filed almost daily. And whatever happened to Kimberly Stewart? Did Tommy spoil her on the club life for good? Or is she the subject of the blind vice about the rocker's child who got sent away to rehab after OD'ing and being caught with a ridiculously large amount of blow?
