Glow in the dark Downey
Uh, dude, that is not blond. Blond is yellow, the color of the sun, dandelions and lemons. This is orange, the color of pumpkins, fish eggs and ... well, oranges. With the dark eyebrows and the salt-and-pepper stache and goatee, there's just too much going on here.
Robert is a good-looking guy, and he really is an outstanding actor when given good roles - I loved him on Ally McBeal; he broke my heart. After doing his best to blow up his family life and career with rampant substance abuse, Downey successfully completed rehab, achieving long-term sobriety and a modicum of success on both big and small screens. Maybe he's going through his midlife crisis/male menopause phase. Men do such stupid things when they obsess over their mortality.
Having said all that, I'd still let him. We'll just give him a hat. What's good enough for Britney is good enough for the Downey.
