Actually he prefers his beef in the form of rent boys, but that's another column, another day.
Slap a new coat of paint on an old car, and you still have an old carAnd no, LC, the shades most definitely do not help. Someone tell this silly bitch to give up the game - she's only moderately pretty, and has about as much class as a washroom attendant.
Does she think she can follow in the large, splay-toed footsteps of Mischa Barton? She doesn't have a sense of style, however misguided Mischa's may be. No matter how hard you wish, if you throw a pig out a window, it will not fly. It will just make a mess on the sidewalk.
I never thought I'd say this, but Little Man Timberlake was right - MTV needs to get rid of these shitty shows and start playing music again. Blecch.
Tacky reality show characters with dubious intellect shouldn't be told they are famous. We have enough people with absolutely no talent getting wildly famous and filthy rich. LC looks more like the suburban housewife-to-be than someone I'd want to cast in anything watchable. Which I guess explains her tenure (I refuse to call it success) on The Hills.
