Ever notice that sometimes Jess just seems to try too hard to look happy, and other times she can't hide her misery?
Yup. Real happy.The last couple of years have not been nice to Jessica at all. Divorce and speculation of rampant promiscuity (Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Adam Levine) with unsavory types have destroyed her eligibility with Hollywood's A-list bachelors.
She could get lost in her career, but she really doesn't have one of those anymore, either. Although she does have a good voice, her last album went nowhere, and she doesn't seem to have any immediate plans to release another one. Her attempts to create an acting career have been feeble at best - perhaps she should have paid closer attention in those remedial reading classes.
Jess doesn't need to worry, though. The man who helped make her who she is today is waiting in the wings to help her pick up the pieces. He knows what she needs, and how she likes it. He's a minister, he's a businessman, he's a legend in his own mind. He'll help her climb back to the top of the heap. Right after that deep tissue massage.
Papa Joe knows best
