Well, she did it. She performed at the VMA's - and she looked flat, clumsy and totally unprofessional. Surprised? I'm actually surprised she actually made it. And no Criss Angel to be seen - guess he got what he came for.
Just a publicity whore, not a consultantPoor Britney. I mean, really. She wore a Mariah Carey-type bikini tank and boy shorts, the perfect ensemble to show off the fact that she's carrying around about 20 pounds that were shaking to the beat more than she did.
The reaction from the audience was decidedly nonplussed - everyone in the room knew her performance fell far short of the hype. She did pretty much the same moves she's been doing for like hundreds of years. And to make things worse, Sarah Silverman came out and skewered Miss Brit, her "hairless vagina" and her two little "mistakes". Brutal. She probably left the building in tears - you know she didn't stay to party in Southern Comfort with Justin. But let's not feel too bad; remember she does earn on average $737,000 per month. Perhaps she should use it to hire a good manager, choreographer ... and psychiatrist.
