BritneyYou are almost looking semi-normal Britney except you are not supposed to show people that you are taking reading material into the bathroom. It looks a bit like a bible. Though I would rather her carry the entire Encyclopedia Britannica collection than not wear shoes (remember that delightful phase?). And it has been confirmed that Brit is opening the VMAs. The VMAs have been the venue in which Britney has done some of her best work. I mean who can forget her famous strip tease or when she performed "I'm a Slave" with a live snake around her neck? First of all it was amazing that she could move with that snake, second of all it was amazing that her pants (or rather underwear skirt thing that she was calling pants) didn't fall down with all the girating. And we can not forget the famous kiss with Madonna. I felt that Christina Aguilera was totally the reject/third wheel in that musical trio. Mo liked pecked Christina on the cheek while Brit got a tongue bath and all the media attention. But that was back when Britney had real hair (well somewhat real) and didn't hear voices in her head that said it was okay to feed her babies cheetos. Madonna would never kiss her now. She only lets her kids macrobiotic tofu. 
Ah the good old days
Other online sites,
Other online sites, including MTV, comments are saying Britney will get BOOED off the stage. I would give up my limbs to see THAT happen. Okay, well probably not, but shit that would be hilarious.
Maybe then Shitney will come back down to reality that, guess what? She just ain't that special anymore.