Or perhaps he doesn't want it to be ... We have long speculated on the meaning of Britney's perpetual lolly. Doesn't seem to matter when or where, she's got that lolly cocked and loaded. Why? Perhaps Criss can help us answer this question.
Iff nuffin. Iff juff candy.
If Criss was able to answer questions with a mammoth lolly parked in his cheek, perhaps he'd tell us that while a lollipop looks pretty stupid in a grown-up's face, it looks a helluva lot better than a pacifier. Everybody knows Britney loves Ecstasy, and if she and Criss are bumping uglies like we all think they are, you know girlfriend's loading him up on E's like a racehorse on Lasix.
Criss accompanied Britney to Vegas for her paying gig at the new LAX club there. She walked in surrounded by like ten bodyguards, took a few pictures on the red carpet, then hid out in the VIP for most of the night. She did end up swapping dresses with someone in her entourage before she left, although she had to keep the fedora on because it was glued to her weave. It's really time to let that look go.
Interestingly enough, Britney's ex, Kevin Federline, was also said to be partying in Vegas this weekend. Britney's parents came to babysit when Kevin was filming his part in One Tree Hill last week. Did Kevin take off for the weekend to give Pepaw and Memaw more quality time with the boys? That's mighty kind of him. Wonder what he stepped in this weekend. I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.
