Stupid uniform. Stupid movie ...Ashlee is getting more good publicity these days, and at least she's got a boyfriend - even if he wears more makeup than she does. Jessica has been hard(ly) at work at her new straight-to-video ripoff of Private Benjamin, called Major Movie Star. Things are said to be tense on set, as Jessica has a cart and driver take her everywhere, even if it's to the other end of the buffet table and refuses to socialize with the cast or crew.
In light of the growing adversity to Jessica's very presence on set, it's a safe bet to assume that no tears were shed when she reportedly "seriously" broke her nose by dropping the butt of a rifle on it while filming a scene for the movie. The production crew muffled their screams of laughter long enough to rewrite the script, working the bandaged nose into the story line, and a statement was released about her unfortunate mishap and the upcoming surgery she has planned to fix it.
I guess it could have happened that way, but this sure sounds like one of Papa Joe's convoluted smoke screens. He loves it when his little girls go under the knife; you'd think he has ringside seats. And Jessica's star has been fading for some time. Maybe she thinks she just needs to freshen up and all will be golden again, but she'll just emerge unrecognizable and more miserable than ever. I hate to be the one to break the bad news, Jess, but you are not an actress. Give it up. Stick to QVC and leave the acting to the folks who can remember the lines and don't mind walking 100 feet in the hot sun.
STOP THE HATIN! LOVE
STOP THE HATIN! LOVE JESSICA & ALWAYS WILL!!