LCWell the moment we were all waiting for finally happened. The third season of The Hills premiered. This is actually not that important in the grand scheme of things but MTV acted like it was second coming of The Apocalypse the way they promoted the show. There were marathons, top ten best moments of The Hills (I didn't even know there was one best moment) and my personal favorite — a Dear The Hills advice session in which you could call in or email letters asking the stars of The Hills for relationship advice because Lord knows these girls have good taste in men (Jason just got out of jail, Brody Jenner is a has been at age 23 and Spencer .. well I can't even speak about that) as well as friends. Anyway the hour long episode was good and there was a wonderful juicy confrontation between LC and her former bubbly blond best friend Heidi who is in complete denial that she has done anything wrong. I think Heidi is stupid enough that she actually doesn't get that she looks like a complete ass while her boyfriend Spencer (who is so scary looking. Like circus freak scary and now he has capped teeth) knows exactly what he is doing and is marrying this girl because he knows she is his only ticket to being famous because he looks like a circus freak. The bland Audrina has also started dating a weird looking guy with weird hair whose name is Justin but he wants to be called Bobby (?) who abandoned her once in Vegas so this should be a promising relationship. Though everyone on The Hills is pretty stupid they provide a good 26 minutes of entertainment and compared to the people on the new Newport Harbor show (the replacement for Laguna Beach. I wonder what happened there?) they look like absolute geniuses. I mean those kids are in high school but it looks like breathing was hard for one of the boys.
