Such a shame. She had made it so far, and we really thought she was home free. Alas, nature called, and that cheap disposable diaper was a lot harder than it looked. Exhausted, she allowed her captors to close in on her, and when they let Mommy come back, Suri gave up all hope and hunkered down for a well-earned nap.
At least she's got MomNote the matching striped shirts - I don't think it's a coincidence, any more than Mom's dark glasses and drooping chin - the meds are kicking in.
What does the future hold for the heir to Xenu's throne? Heightened security, for one. Extended audit sessions with church elders for both Katie and Suri, too, since elders are still not convinced that Katie had nothing to do with Suri's breakout. And endlessly boring shopping trips. All this Suri doesn't mind - as long as she doesn't have to go in that big water again. That was too scary.
Besides, Suri figures she can be patient. Sooner or later the church goons will relax their vigil, and then she'll make her move. By then she should have her own AmEx card, and can simply charter a jet. Anywhere but Tahiti, Suri says with a shudder. Anywhere but Tahiti.
