I see a double-wide trailer and food stamps in your futureI realize this sounds too far-fetched to be even remotely true, but for the sake of argument, let's imagine that all those people really are out to get Britney. What if Kevin really is enough of a dog to plant his man muscle in his children's grandmother? I mean, the way Britney looks lately, they could easily pass for sisters.
I'll reiterate my belief that Britney's issues are more grounded in mental illness than substance abuse. Her alleged drug use is just a manifestation of her growing instability. For every step she makes to redeem her career and reputation she makes three steps back into the hall of shame. Take the outfit in this pic, for example. If she wasn't wearing that dirty sweatband across her even dirtier scalp and her blouse wasn't sheer enough to see her fat folds, she'd actually look pretty good. But don't let her hear me say that, or she'll be back to flashing her taco.
A lot of people blame Britney's relatively short dalliance with Paris Hilton for her downslide, but she's always been on the skids. First there was her 55-hour marriage to her childhood sweetheart, whatever his stupid name is. Even Shar Jackson kicked that loser to the curb. Once she met and married Kevin, she let go of the very people who kept her dirty little secrets away from her adoring public. With no buffer between her white trashery and the hungry media, it was only a matter of time before the world got to see the real Britney.
