Actually, they probably call it remedial auditing or some other innocuous-sounding Clockwork Orange-type operation. Chief on the agenda is finding out whether Katie's lapse in watching Suri, allowing her the chance to bush and run, was deliberate or the result of being in yet another stupor.
I'll rescue you, Mommy!I don't get it. How hard could it be to spot a toddler in a Burberry dress? Do all the little girls in Berlin wear haute couture?
Wait! This just in. Little Suri is much more clever than anyone thought. She has managed to elude capture by changing clothes and getting an invisible blankie. She yoked up another little girl in the sandbox, switching dresses with her, and then shrouded herself again in the blankie, disappearing before their very eyes.
Suri is on a mission. She's off to save her mother from he who wears elevator shoes and will sue at any mention of homosexual rumors in his past. She just couldn't take it after the forced swimming episode, when he made her get into that big, blue water. She thought she would fall in and disappear and was terrified, but he didn't care, and Mom didn't say a peep. She rarely does these days.
Unarmed but fortified by those hardy Birkenstocks on her feet, Suri will stop at nothing to traverse Europe, stow away on the next Concorde (it could happen!) and make her way back to Mommy before he does. There has to be a way to get past those Moonies ... I mean, respected church elders ... and Suri will find her way. God help anyone who stands in her way, elevator shoes or no.
