You do remember the boys, right, Brit? Your two adorable little boys that you're allegedly doing everything you can to f**k up? Egads, woman! Were they around for this golden moment?
What's your name again?
The Sun and US Weekly are both running the story of Brit's drunken, topless romp with a 21-year-old college boy named Mike Encinias in a hotel pool. She and her then-assistant, Shannon Funk, picked a handful of extras from her video shoot to party with, and things got wet and wild. Mike claims he would have spent the night but one of his buddies almost drowned in the pool and he had to leave. I know there's pictures, but it just seems hokey somehow.
Things keep barreling downhill in Britney's life. She's playing bumper cars in Beverly Hills parking lots. Allure is running her pics on the cover, but the story inside is about how she was too unstable to commit to an interview. Her new perfume is coming out, but they had to Photoshop Brit's face on the body of a stylist who actually is a size 4 when she had a meltdown. Two rays of hope: Alli Sims is back - better than Funk - and she's hired Jeff Kwatinez of the Firm as manager. Hopefully he can help her.
We NEED to see her snapper.
We NEED to see her snapper. Yeah!
BRITNEY HAS GOT TO GET
BRITNEY HAS GOT TO GET HERSELF SOME SERIOUS HELP, IT IS ALREADY CLEAR TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD THAT SHE IS ABOUT TO LOSE IT AGAIN. THE BEST THING SHE COULD DO IS GIVE THE KIDS TO KEVIN AND PUT HERSELF BACK IN TREATMENT FOR AS LONG AS IS TRUELY NECESSARY. WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR HER TO UNDERSTAND THAT GOING OUT IN PUBLIC IN MORE OR LESS JUST UNDERWEAR, CHANGING HER HAIR COLOR WEEKLY, AND APPEARING TOPLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF L.A. IS A SERIOUS CRY FOR HELP? IS ANYONE IN HER FAMILY WILLING TO HAVE HER DELCARED INCOMPETENT AND GET HER HELP?!?!?!?!?!?!??! SORRY BRITNEY BUT I PERSONALLY AM SICK OF SEEING YOUR BARE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is the news here?
what is the news here? She...a single girl...made out with a guy??? I dont understand what the big deal is????? She is single- he is single....and they kissed. I seriously dont get the drama.I am in no way a defender of this girl...but seriously- THIS is news?
It is important that boys
It is important that boys were not watching.