I know I look stupidWhoa. Is Mischa drinking in the morning again? Or did she forget to put the mirror back on the wall after she finished using it? Either way, yeesh. I think the web got queasy just looking at this mess.
Oh, Batface, where do we begin? Looks like she already hit the Druids up for something strong, but by the sheepish look on her face, she knows she doesn't have the legs to pull off a skirt that short. Look at those slab thighs - not a squat or Stairmaster in sight there. You won't be seeing any shots of Mischa from the rear, that's for sure.
Where has Mischa been hanging her hat lately? All of her party buddies are either pregnant or hiding from her. After Memorial Day she became more bother than she's worth. Nobody likes hanging out with someone who ends up rolling out on a stretcher - sooner or later that will attract the wrong kind of attention. And it looks like she's not getting the A-list fashions that she used to wear. I saw a dress just like that in a Junior Bug window. Well, maybe not exactly, but you know that's no Stella McCartney. My advice for Ms. Barton? Get your head out of the soup bowl and get yourself another job. The residuals won't last forever - just ask the Facts of Life girls.
