Like all things Lohan, these imbeciles couldn't see resolving this quietly, you know to spare the kids still living at home. Poor Ali and Cody will be huffing Drano in the garage by summer's end.
I wish they would all STFU already!
When last we heard from the trashtastic Lohans, they who give Long Island a bad name, they were being scolded by their divorce court judge for their constant bickering and ordered to get into family therapy. I guess they have better things to do with their time. At least Dina does. She's got some new guy living in the family home - a real stand-up gentleman named Jim McMillan, who likes to poke fun at little Mikey when he calls to suck up to his kids - the ones that will still speak to him. Can you imagine? Poor little Ali trying to keep a straight face while her mother's drunken pet monkey snarks out, "Loser! Deadbeat! Get a job, church boy!" in the background while Dina cackles between snorts and shots.
Alli, meanwhile, is already starting to act out in ways disturbingly similar to her sister's early rise to stardom. She hasn't gotten a boob job yet, but when she took the golf cart out yesterday, she made sure her hair and makeup were done. Do you think she did that on her own, or did White Oprah doll her up? What's even more disturbing is how much Alli is starting to look like Lindsay. Speaking of, still no sign of Lindsay or confirmation from her peeps that she is in fact detoxing in Utah. I hope the third time is the charm - and that she keeps her pants on this time.
