Why, it's Bai Ling, of course. No one knows how she does it, but she looks hip and chic no matter what she wears. Or doesn't. Bai Ling wrote the book on nip slips.
Don't try this at home, Britney
See how much better the outfit looks when it's not two sizes too small? Of course, Bai is a clothes horse, and practically anything looks good on her long, lean body. Just don't ask her to smile. Chiclets. Big time.
I'm not sure what exactly Bai has done to become pap-worthy - the first time the Bastardly featured her on the red carpet she had it all hanging out and was vamping it up for the cameras. It made you wonder if she borrowed Angelina's vibrating panties.
Since then she's joined the red carpet circuit, attending premieres and film festivals worldwide. Sometimes she wears cutting edge designer frocks, sometimes she wears stuff she must have made up. No matter what, the paps love her because they can count on her for a few good shots, and if they're lucky, they'll get a little peeky, too. She never wears a bra, and is certainly not shy. Viva la Bai!
