This is a terrifying photo. It is shockingly horrific. That poor woman's flesh.
You may remember Lizzie Grubman from her MTV reality show "PoweR Girls". You don't? Was I the only one who watched that? Anyway, Grubman is a public relations maven. She also enjoys spraying herself down with cooking oil and falling asleep outside when the sun is at its highest point in the sky.
I hope this "tan" was a mistake. A sad, regrettable mistake. A mistake so horrendous that she had to run out and buy aloe immediately. Please tell me she didn't pay for that. It looks like it hurts.