And if you don't like it, you can just kiss my ...... strung-out, spoiled bitch ass.
Oh, Lindsay. This time you really stepped in it. Did you really think some kid who doesn't know you would take the fall for you, just because of who you are?
Details emerging from Lindsay's carjacking escapade continue to shed a devastating blow on what's left of the once promising starlet's image. Yesterday she was on par with Britney Spears. Today, she's struggling to keep ahead of losers like Oksana Baiul and Danny Bonaduce. Tomorrow, she'll be making appearances with Gary Coleman.
The facts as they have been presented are:
- Lindsay fell off the wagon with a resounding crash, precipitating an argument with her assistant that caused the assistant to flee in tears.
- Lindsay took it upon herself to commandeer the vehicle of some strange boys she had invited to a party. Interestingly enough, she only let the white boy in and made his ethnically diverse friends wait in the car.
- Lindsay then took them on a wild car chase after the escaped assistant and subsequently her mother, who made the frantic 911 call about her pursuit.
- They all ended up in a parking lot near the police station, where she was field tested and then arrested for DUI and drug possession - but not before trying to say the black kid was driving, not her.
And of course she's saying the coke isn't hers as well. Perhaps she was wearing the black kid's pants. Care to explain that one?
