It just goes to prove that you are what you eat.
Y'all seen my Cheetos?
That's what we call five pounds of lard in a two-pound bag. I bet when she walks it looks like three dogs fighting under a blanket - someone could get hurt with all that flotsam and jetsam flying around.
Britney continues on her course of wanton self-destruction and blatant white trashery this week with the filming of a video for her "comeback" single, Get Back. Interesting title, eh? Is she talking to her mother? Maybe. They reportedly had a nice little slapfest on the set of her baby sister's show. Her publicist and agent? Oops, that's right. She fired them. Maybe she's talking to her dwindling fanbase, telling them not to get too close - they might get an eyeful of puddin' thighs.
Britney is also continuing on her course of stubborn independence, choosing to choreograph the video all by herself. So basically she's just going to do the same three dance steps, followed by lots of deep bending and ass thrusts so the whole world can see that her clothes are two (make that three) sizes too small.
I hope for Britney's sake that this new single is the smash hit that her career needs. Otherwise she's going to need to find a paying job soon. Maybe she can become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig or Proactiv. She's already got the before shots down pat.
