Do you remember when Scott Baio was cute? There was Chachi on Happy Days, and then Charles in Charge ... I'm sure there was more, but it's all that comes to mind.
Well, Scott is now 45, and after having shagged just about every woman in show business (including Liza Minnelli!!), food service and event services, he has decided it's time to settle down and raise a family. But he's having trouble meeting someone. Can you figure out why?
Weren't you in Grumpy Old Men?
Never fear, Scott. We at PrettyBoring feel your pain, and have scoured the globe to find a suitable mate for you, someone worthy of your incredible yet road-weary animal magnetism. Allow us to introduce Phoebe Price:
What shapely cheeks you have
Phoebe is a former international model and owner of some of the most prominent cheek implants I've ever seen. With a little fixin' she'd make a great soda hop chick. And the best part is that she's actually available. But hurry, Scott - dream girls like this don't come along often.
Look good to me So
Look good to me So Beautiful