It's simple: just avoid booze and hit the hard drugs. I think Lindsay's problems have more to do with drugs than alcohol - girlfriend likes to pAArty hAArd. While she was in rehab, she got busted for abusing cold medicine and whip-its. Whip-its, for those of you who didn't grow up in the late, great 80s, are nitrous oxide canisters. It's like going to the dentist without all that unseemly drilling. (And how, you ask, would I know this? I'll cite the Fifth.)
Whip-it good
The above picture was taken just last night - look at the pic on her shirt - even looks like her! Lindsay was overheard asking if anyone could score her some Ectasy - and from the look of this picture, she found it. Or maybe she's back on the OxyContin again - girlfriend looks smashed.
The folks at Promises better step up that treatment program again, or we'll be reading about Lindsay huffing spray paint next. The only ankle bracelet that will save this girl is one that's chained to the wall, keeping her in isolation. Or she can just keep on partying, and she'll end up with some real ankle chains when they lock her silly ass up. This is not someone lost in the throes of addiction - this is a spoiled little brat who thinks she can get away with anything. I wonder if Tyler Atkins recognizes her from Roofie Night.
