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Rebecca and JerryI just want to thank Rebecca and Jerry for having a wedding that wasn't given a countdown on the E!Channel and 17 page spreads in trashy magazines. You may know which couple I am referring to — there names rhyme with Schmeva Frongoria and Loni Marker. And technically Rebecca is just as famous as Eva and definitely, in my opinion, more talented. I really actually don't understand why this wedding is such a big deal. Eva Longoria is beautiful yes but I don't see her winning an Oscar anytime soon. Or an Emmy. Or even a Nickolodeon award. So just good job to Rebecca and Jerry for quietly getting married and making it private and not publicizing their nuptials for the whole world to see.
