Brian Dunkleman
I guess that leaves me to do the dirty work. I was hoping someone else would take the burden off my hands. Seacrest jokes are so translucent.
Ryan Seacrest wept like a small girl at the mere sight of Eva and Tony. Either he is a larger pansy than I first suspected, or the golden couple is, in fact, magical. The power of their love can bring a grown man to tears. That really is something. No wonder their wedding plans were plastered everywhere. Or Seacrest is a girl.
I'm going to stand firmly by my Ryan bashing. It's due to my looming Brian Dunkleman bitterness. I just can't get past it.
