I hardly missed you, sis OK, I can't fathom any sister wishing anything of the sort on her sibling, but Nicky does have her bloomers pretty tightly bunched these days. Imagine for a minute life in Nicky's shoes. You've got your s**t together. You've got an actual career as a handbag and apparel designer. You've got a rich boyfriend who's A-List LA society. You could bring about world peace, end famine and pestilence, and still all you'd hear from your parents would be Paris this and Paris that.
Poor Paris! Those bad men made her stay in that quiet little corner of the jail and stepped and fetched whenever she batted her wonky eye. And to rub salt in the wound, Mom and Dad order you back from your romantic getaway to Greece with David to welcome her home with open arms. Anyone in that situation would be miffed, to say the least.
Nevertheless, being the good little sister, Nicky made sure to be on hand when Paris arrived back home to great fanfare. She even showed up at big sister's Fourth of July bash in Malibu, although she only stayed about 40 minutes and was decidedly underjoyed.
It probably doesn't help that Paris is oblivious to Nicky's ire - since her fib-filled interview with Larry King, Paris has been steadfast in her determination to remain stoned and clueless. I guess life for the practiced non-achiever is much easier that way.
Make a sex tape to top
Make a sex tape to top paris's and kim's..she should make a tape where she shits on her man and licks it off!! That should make her more popular!