Spears late last year at Les DeuxLife & Style has cracked a hilarious "story" wide open. Britney wants to work as a waitress. A career that would go great with her other trashy habits (I'm a waitress, be quiet, it was a joke).
A widely disputed rumor going around reports Brit filled out an application at Hollywood club, Les Deux. Citing there nifty cocktail waitress ensemble as motivation to want to work there. "I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!" I think her ADD was kicking in. I wonder if it slipped her mind that she could go purchase a red corset and forgo the interview process.
The funniest aspect of the alleged events has to be "and then went to a back room to interview with the manager". Can't seem to get my mind out of the gutter (or off the casting couch). It just painted an amusing picture for me. I'm sure it is all a lie though. I don't know if Brit could keep up in the fast paced world of cocktailing. Remember her lip sync video?
