Josh Duhamel will tell anyone who will listen that he has installed a stripper pole in his pad, and Fergie is taking lessons so "she doesn't look stupid" when she gets blind drunk and mashes all that plastic surgery up against it.
That's Mr. Fergilicious to you
Fergie is becoming quite the little businesswoman lately, what with her Skechers deal. Rumors that she was being paid 4 million dollars to mention them in a song were of course untrue. Fergie would never compromise her God-given talent. That's what all the plastic surgery was for. Will these two ever settle down and breed? Hmmm ... probably not. Right now they're just using each other for career advancement and cool factor. I mean, come on. If you walked into a friend's party with someone who looked like this, wouldn't you be the coolest one there? Apparently Josh's friends don't take the relationship very seriously, either. The couple have admitted to reporters that someone keeps blasting Fergie's "London Bridge" in front of their house every night around 2:00 am.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Duhamel
