She looks like a cross between a garden gnome and a muppet. And yes, she's got the golden ticket. All she needs to do is produce an heir and they'll give her a key to the city and a zip code for all that bling.
How you like me now?Maybe the French can create an Eva Day, where they all wear green to symbolize the way the desperate little house hamster blew into town grabbing everything she saw and demanding what she didn't. Star Jones took a serious drubbing over her blatant campaigning for freebies and endorsements when she married Gay Al; it was said to be what pushed network execs to give her the heave-ho. Eva, observant little rodent that she is, kept her plunder on the down low, with little leaking to the media, and managed to get a lot of really expensive s**t for free.
But that's not the only reason Eva wanted to get married in Paris. Did you notice that they had a small civil ceremony at city hall first? I'm sure that was Eva's idea, just to make sure it was legal and binding. Then they did the ridiculously over-the-top church ceremony so they could cash in on the $2 million deal with the tabloids.
Eva may also be thinking long-term, as in retirement planning: France's liberal divorce laws have enriched many a disillusioned bride, and Eva has no intention of working again after the first baby. Don't be surprised if she gets killed off before then, though, as the patience of her co-workers wears thinner every day. Oh, yeah ... and there was no pre-nup. She shoots, she scores!
