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I Think Jack Nicholson Is Hurting That Sandwich

He has a death grip on that thing. That hoagie is not going to get away with its life. I bow my head for the fallen solider...

But wow, hey! Look at Jack! 70 years young and living it up! The truth in the matter is, I'm just jealous that I am not that cool. It takes a certain type to smoke, drink and live it up like Nicholson. I am also impressed at the expression of lust that that sandwich elicits. Keep living the life. But try and be gentle with the cold cuts.