A little background for those of you who have no idea who Traci Lords is:
This is Traci Lords at her prime. She has the dubious distinction of single-handedly bringing the porn industry to its knees simply by lying about her age.
Young hot mess Traci By the time most girls are graduating from high school, Traci was already an international porn star, centerfold and veteran of a thousand swingers' parties. She did things in her movies that grown women have difficulty even talking about. And did it well, according to her fans.
With the passage of new laws against pornography and stiffer penalties, a lot of slimy, greasy men were suddently facing hard time. Traci's movies and pictures were yanked off the shelf quicker than you can say statutory rape. Wisely, Traci stayed out of the spotlight for a while, then dabbled in mainstream entertainment, where she enjoyed moderate success.
Fast forward a quarter century or so, and meet today's Traci Lords:
Is that a fang or are you happy to see me?The good news: Traci has cleaned up her act, gotten married and is happily expecting her first child, a joy she thought she'd never experience. The bad news? Her face is stuck like that. See? Mom was right.
