What the hell happened to Guy Ritchie?
Don't laugh at my coat. Mummy made me wear it.
While never on par with the likes of Pitt and Clooney, Madonna's husband of five years was always kind of a sexy beast. He was definitely a step up from Carlos Leon and Sean Penn at any rate.
Now look at him. He looks kind of stressed out, fatigued and generally out of sorts. He's been looking that way since the adoption of little David, which he was rumored to be dead set against. Madonna being Madonna, she got the boy, but at what cost?
Perhaps Madge is hedging her bets. Why go through the expense and bother of a high-profile divorce when you can just make your husband get a crappy haircut and dress him in the ugliest clothes you can find? Oh, and make sure he always has at least one of the kids with him at all times - it might not stop a slag from hitting on him, but he knows the kids will tell Mum all about it when they get home, and then he'll really catch a beating.
Rocco looks just like Guy, only younger and happier, but I can't decide if that coat makes him look like Larry, Moe or Curly.
