It's the hidden cameras you need to watch out forFor those of you too young to remember, Rod Stewart was one of the legendary Lotharios of 70s rock. He went out with (and married) some of the most beautiful women in the world. Things never worked out, though, and his ladies always inevitably flew the coop. Yet Rod always walked away relatively unscathed, and at minimal expense. How did he do it?
Turns out Rod is a big believer in having insurance - alimony insurance. According to Ent of Crazy Days and Nights, Rod always made sure that no matter what he and his girl were into - drugs, group sex, whatever - it was carefully recorded and stored for future use. When the relationship would deteriorate (often the case when substance abuse and freaky sex are involved), Rod would sit down with the lady and quietly show her just why she wouldn't be getting a penny more than what he thought she deserved. The evidence must have been quite damning, as they all went on their way with nary a whimper.
And now he's got a new wife, and she looks very nice. Will she outlast even Rachel Hunter, who prolonged their separation before finally conceding defeat? Based on how Kimberly and Sean turned out, she should probably try not to let Rod be too much of a hands-on daddy.
