1. Like Mother, Like Son: The less clothing the better.
2. Smoke lights: Maybe the secondhand smoke is lighter, too. I don't believe all that junk about smoke, anyway - Sean and Jayden don't seem to mind. Hey, where ya goin'?
cough cough I'm outta here
3. Save our natural resources: I save so much money on our utility bills by bathing my kids in the fountain in the front yard. Once the manny shoos away the birds and squirrels, we just toss the boys in and they love it.
4. Never let negative influences come between your children and you. Nannies may come and grandmas may go, but only when I say so.
5. Most importantly, don't forget time for yourself. Your kids will eventually grow up and leave you, but if you keep yourself up, you'll never have to be alone. I'm off for some lipo -- those diet pills just aren't working the way they used to. Bye, y'all!!
More cheese than Velveeta
