PrettyBoring invites you to join us for a round of "Let's Read Between the Lines":
This whole Nick and Vanessa bonking on film saga raises more questions than it answers. What, exactly, is Nick trying to say about his feelings for Vanessa?
I meant you're better than a Mexican hooker, baby.
He talks about Vanessa being his "girlfriend of a year" - now there's a heartwarming sentiment of caring and deep devotion. Does that mean she's stuck around for a year and become convenient? He never mentions love, commitment, having great respect for this woman who hangs out with cokeheads and plays with knives. After last year's rumor that she broke his nose, I'm sure he chooses his words very carefully these days.
Vanessa is also very careful about the words she uses, stressing the words "private" and "embarrassing" to describe this ordeal, yet she makes a point of saying she's "not ashamed" of being filmed getting planted against the side of a hot tub. Funny that Nick chose a rear assault - isn't that the way Jessica always preferred it? I hear it made her nostalgic for her pillow-biting days.
It remains to be seen whether these illicit photos pay off for Vanessa the way similar escapades have paid off for the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Let's hope Nick remembers where he found her. You can take the crawler out of the club, but can you take the club out of the crawler? Don't be surprised to see Vanessa revert to her old ways when the going gets tough ... and Nick gets going.
