She must be a Weeble 'cause she don't fall downWas it you, Kim Kardashian? You're certainly looking swell lately. Are you hiding something under that dress, or is it just the ghost of carbs ingested riding on your tail? Oh, never mind. You can't possibly hear me over such a loud frock.
Was it you, Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri?
Like two pieces of a puzzle; see how they fitNeither of you look as though you're skipping any meals. No shortage of good lovin' there.
Wait! I get it! I see who glommed the last moon pie. It's just Britney, doing her best to undo all that hard work (read: lipo and diet pills) she's been doing. Is there a dessert tray in that dance studio? 
If you poke her belly, will she giggle?
