Britney apparently was so proud of the blarney-filled apology note she wrote to x17 that she reproduced it on her website, complete with her special brand of backwoods prose:
Somebody call Pulitzer
Britney must have written this while she was waiting for her breakfast (preparing for her roll - get it?). Does she really think she can explain away her behavior that night with such a lame excuse? The sad part was that the guys at x17 just lapped it up, posting it on their blog not once, but twice.
Meanwhile, Britney continues to gloat over lashing out at her mother and its effect on Lynne, who is said to be devastated by her daughter's vitriole. Britney is reported to have told her mother she was hand-delivering the nastygram "just to see your face, Mama." All this because she made you clean up your messy life? What did you do when she made you clean your room?
Life is short, Brit. Forgive your mother for trying to help you when you wouldn't let her, and stop using your kids as weapons - you'll only hurt them in the long run.
