Still trying too hardEither way, Jessica's skin looks great in this picture. Maybe her stylist told her to lay off the spray tan with today's outfit.
Jessica was seen recently canoodling with former fling Dane Cook, with whom she starred in that epic film, Employee of the Month. Her new flick, a remake of 80s classic Working Girl, is said to be so bad they've pushed off its release for at least the next few months. Rumor has it that Jess frequently flubbed her lines and was more concerned with talking to her then boyfriend, John Mayer, on the phone. See? It was all his fault - told you he was no damn good!
What's next for Daddy's not-so-little girl? Hmmm ... no movie roles coming up - she's well on her way to becoming box office pariah. No new album in the works - sad, because, unlike her sister and another poptart who shall not be named here, Jessica can sing. Well, there's the wigs, the shoes, the perfumes, the endorsements ... I think she'll survive. Like I always say, at least she's got Daisy.
