At this point, Ashton doesn't know whether to laugh or cry (but knows better than to do either without permission of the Mistress). "All that surgery," he might be saying, "And I end up with the Prince of Darkness?"
Identical from head to toe
Demi Moore has been investing a tremendous amount of money in her appearance lately - she even had her knees done/lifted/recapped. All it's done is made her just look sharper, more grim, generally uptight all the time. When she does smile, what it does to her freakishly stretched face is just chilling. It's no wonder Ashton has been trading little winks and smirks with Rumer lately. Now there's a potential Hollywood scandal - shades of Lana Turner!
We'd ask Sharon for her comment on this shocking similarity, but frankly, we're kind of intimidated - she'd just curse us out and flash us a granny boob.
