Check out this shot of Lindsay's little sister, Ali, in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny tacky leopard print bikini:
But Mom, I'm almost naked!
I bet her mother picked this suit out for her. It's rather ... mature for a girl her age, but if Ali is going to carry on in Lindsay's tradition, she better get used to wearing things that her things will fall out of. I'm assuming these shots were taken at Lindsay's 21st birthday party in Malibu, and that Mama Lohan made her go out and splash around so the photographers would stop watching her. Dina was in a foul mood, even though Samantha Ronson showed up disguised as a socialite to help her get to and from the bathroom.
Just the fact that Ronson was there with Dina does not bode well for Lindsay's sobriety. Sam showed up for the party in a dress (that's right, a dress) carrying a large Balenciaga bag, probably chock full of goodies. Misery loves company, and Lindsay was probably her best customer, not to mention the windfall Sam earned setting her up with the paps.
Lindsay reportedly is serious about maintaining her sobriety this time, which must have been heartbreaking news to folks like Sam and Dina, who have profited so handsomely from Lindsay's excesses. Sam must be practically starving to death now that Lindsay is sober and Nicole Richie is said to be pregnant. Surely you don't expect her to peddle her powder and pills on the street.
Lindsay, clean these people out of your closet, and quickly, before they drag you back down with them. And keep an eye out for your little sister ... someone has to.
