Or nausea - you decide. They even sport matching rat's nests and combat boots. Simply adorable.
God, I really need a bath These two have been a couple for a while now, and seem to be going strong. Then again, you probably wouldn't read much about them because no one cares. And that's just fine with them.
Tim and Helena have made it their mission to be as fugly attired as humanly possible. I think they feel that if the powers that be force them to attend these dreadful premieres, they'll simply put on a bunch of rags, roll each other around in the dirt and hop in the car. No makeup artists, no stylists - that would simply spoil the fun.
Tim is a talented director, and Helena was once lauded as the next big thing, although I think she missed that boat. Plus she's starred in some of the most dreadful movies a person could be scarred by. Regardless of career opportunities, they do seem to be quite happy together. All they need are some adoption papers and a few humanitarian missions, and they could be on the front page all the time. Wouldn't that be just glorious?
