What straight man in his right mind would dress like this? Hats off to In Touch Weekly for snagging this shot of the elusive couple.
He wore socks to hide the razor stubbleAnd she wore a dress to hide the strap-on. Seriously, did Al let Star pick out his clothes? Was this to make up for the rainbow hippy girl outfit he made her wear earlier this year? Payback truly is a bitch.
Star and Al celebrated his birthday in style this year, rocking out in the Hamptons, where they have a summer home. Their marriage continues to thrive despite the controversy over Al's sexual orientation - is he gay or is he straight? Is he a top or a bottom?
I find it odd that Al would get all gussied up and not even shave before his big night out. Perhaps Star has taken away all the sharp objects as a precaution. After all, someone's got to keep her in the style to which she's grown accustomed, and her sporadic gigs on CourtTV probably can't contribute that much to their income - she probably had to promise to stop calling Barbara Walters to land that job - no casting couch for her!
And what's next for this superglam couple? What, no pitter patter of little feet? Or has Al been voluntarily sterilized as a precaution? I think they would make great parents. Star already has the stern disciplinarian role down pat, and Al's room in the basement is already securely padded.
You are absolutely right
You are absolutely right about big GAY AL