She looks like she should be perched on a log in a swamp somewhere. Gimli, anyone?
I'm not as think as you ... oh, never mind
Poor Tara. She was really doing well for a while there. She'd been looking great and keeping her whiskey jones out of the spotlight. She must have hired a stylist, because her clothes actually looked good on her. Or maybe it's just that Britney has been so haggard ... more on that later.
Either way, I guess the person they pay to mind her needed to get some sleep, and Tara was left to her own devices long enough to guzzle down a few dozen drinks. Before long it was just like the good old days again, and she was feeling niiiice ...
Oh, well, back to the drawing board. Her minder needs to go back to not letting her drink until after her photo ops. Or making her do it at home, like any self-respecting drunk would. Maybe she should go to Promises, too - think of what it could do for her long-dormant career. Taradise, indeed! Just think of it - she could shag the pool boy, some other patients and a personal trainer or two, and make the tabloids every single day.
