Concerned that her website message didn't get the point across, Britney tried a different approach:
That goes for you, too, Kevin.
Britney was in a panic. She heard that Paris was being released from jail, and thought no one would care about her anymore. Desperate to remain in the spotlight, Britney pulled out all the stops. New hair color? Check. Nip slip # 8,592? Check. 
Do I look fat in this?
Next stop: A hot night of clubbing with the ever-present sidekick/kickstand, Alli. Upon her departure, Britney decided to hide her face by pulling her shirt up around her head. This of course fully exposed both sloppy boobs, but they don't care anymore. They've become as weather-beaten as an abandoned schooner in a gale sea. 
If I can't see you, you can't see me.
Brit is still hot, whether
Brit is still hot, whether she's gained weight, or barefoot in the gas station bathrooom. She is smokin' I want her drunk, messed up hair, pimples, plump and juicy, that's a natural woman!